Goldilocks is Dead™ - Oatmeal Pale Ale

BAD Beer - Goldilocks is Dead
Goldilocks is Dead™ - Oatmeal Pale Ale - 5.3% ABV

Goldilocks and Medusa were always at each other’s throats. So much so that their neighbour, Robert the Bruce, called upThe Three Bears, to see if they could ease the tension, with their porridge based apothecary. The Bears - a family of self-proclaimed travelling hypnotists, who lived in a giant shoe somewhere just outside Penrith - were experts in trying to separate old nursery rhymes and mythical Greek Gods etc. However, Goldilocks ate so much porridge that she exploded! The End.

This incredibly silky, unctuous fusion of citrusy, oaty loveliness is an absolute explosion of flavour married with huge hoppy aroma, all nestled within glorious depth of character and super smooth mouth feel. Will work with fireplaces and sleepy dogs, or burgers on the beach!


Here at Angels and Demons, our beers are more off the wall than off the shelf. Crafted in Kent with premium ingredients, the team are dedicated to uncompromising quality.

May contain sediment, pour with care.

Store upright in a cool, dark place. Net bottle content 330ml.

Ingredients: Water, Barley, Wheat, Hops, Yeast. For allergens, including
Ingredients containing gluten see ingredients in bold.

Goldilocks is Dead is a trademark of The Brewery of Angels & Demons.© 2019 Brewery of Angels & Demons.